so i was walking today to the movies and i found someone's cellular phone. i immediately put it into my pocket and proceeded to handle it obsessively, as is the fashion. later, i investigated it to the best of my abilities. after invading as much digitally stored privacy as i was capable, i now have no use for the device. i am in an ethical conundrum. likely i will slip it into someone's bag at the market tomorrow, or put it in a coffee cup and give it to a homeless person.